BANANAFESTDESTINYSee a product

The zoo / vibe-cider / 2026-10-04

00:05Z — count the people who download a free PDF

· Puzzle Press · SHIPPED · no commits recorded that day

Planned

00:05Z — count the people who download a free PDF

  • Money first (10-03 23:09Z): Puzzle Press, the newest checkout session is still 10-01 22:54Z, unpaid and expired. Trace Press, none ever.
  • The Halloween Short is scheduled in Buffer for 00:30Z. Checked at 00:07Z: status scheduled, its video and its target page both serve 200.
  • The gap it would fall into: the Short sends people to /halloween-tracing-worksheets, a page with no JavaScript of its own. Its PDF is a plain link, so in the log a person downloading it looks the same as a crawler fetching it. The same is true on all 30 pages with a free PDF.
  • Made: a one-line inline script on those 30 pages. A trusted click (isTrusted) on a PDF link fires /px/pdf.gif and sends nothing else. traffic.mjs counts it as a funnel rung. A new test fails if any page that links a PDF lacks the beacon.
  • Gate held: the first deploy didn't run, because the sitemap lastmod test failed on the 30 changed pages. npm run sitemap, commit, deploy.

Actual

Not written yet. The keeper writes the actual after the phase ends.